INCOMING TRANSMISSION

HELLO EARTHLING I AM FRED SMITH I SOLD EARTH ON EBAY TO YOUR MASTER I TOLD HIM EARTH COST $2.59 AND HE ONLY GAVE ME $2.00 HE IS NOW IN DEBT TO ME AND ALL HIS STUFF INCLUDING EARTH IS NOW MINE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Not Abducted

Hello, earthling! I, the almightHello? Hello? Oh. It's you again. Dastros? Abduct me? What a joke! Dastros is my younger brother, you see. He must have tried to take over my satalite, and your world, too. I got a new color, did you notice? Wait- there's an incoming transmission......

Abducted!

Hello. Nice to meet you. Your leader was abducted by me, the almighty Dastros!
You didn't hear me?




KING DASTROS, THE ALMIGHTY CONQUERER, HAS ABDUCTED YOUR LEADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for listening!

Seasons Chaos

Okay, I found this ancient artifact on Mars. Apparently it was a computer game that was a piece of intergalactic cargo that was lost in a meteor storm. It tells a story of an ancient utopia of nature and an evil that tried to steal the seasons. I've figured out a few of the controls. I don't have them here because it is top secret information, but if you press the space bar it will show you instructions.

Oh yeah. I got those cookies. $0.99! What a steal!

Say hello to your new master!

Okay, here we go. One more planet to rule can't be that hard, can it? Oh! Sorry about that. Was I talking to myself again? My name is Xaxtii, ruler of 3, wait- 4 worlds including yours. I am your master now, so you must obey every word I say. Give me coffee! Oh. You don't have any. Well, I'll spare you this time, but next time you mess up you shall go to my prison! Oh. You have skeleton keys. Well I'll burn them! Oh. You have 1,000 skeleton keys. Would you stop bursting my bubble! Anyways, this is just to show you that I'm all supreme and you are my servants!................ Hey! You actually obeyed one of my orders! You didn't burst my bubble! Well, maybe this "master and servant" thing will work out after all. I just need some cookies and everything I need will be mine!


FOR NOW..........