INCOMING TRANSMISSION

HELLO EARTHLING I AM FRED SMITH I SOLD EARTH ON EBAY TO YOUR MASTER I TOLD HIM EARTH COST $2.59 AND HE ONLY GAVE ME $2.00 HE IS NOW IN DEBT TO ME AND ALL HIS STUFF INCLUDING EARTH IS NOW MINE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Not Abducted

Hello, earthling! I, the almightHello? Hello? Oh. It's you again. Dastros? Abduct me? What a joke! Dastros is my younger brother, you see. He must have tried to take over my satalite, and your world, too. I got a new color, did you notice? Wait- there's an incoming transmission......